Remember…

A status update from Facebook

“* wednesdays just became hardcore. 8 minutes ago”

* Redacted. For context, a somewhat frightening metalhead from high school.

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So What’cha Want

The internet has solved my major woes; I can finally redeem time spent in the waiting room by taking pictures of myself and distributing them on the internet.

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 Shouldn’t John Goodman be dead? Don’t get me wrong, I love me some John Goodman, but doesn’t he seem like the type of person to have died of heart-failure in the mid-to-late 90s? I mean look at him.

 

 

It is somewhat telling that the second suggestion when typing J-O-H-N G-O-O-D-M is “John Goodman Death.”

Here’s a John Goodman Gem, which should really be a regular feature on any self-respecting blarrg.

 Ok, well maybe it’s not a Jem, but you try and find a better one, Atticus!

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From an IM conversation

Me: I feel like more people should treat me with ironic disdain

Me: like “HOW WITTY!”

Me: after every post

Later on Twitter

Julien: @stebe Witty

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