Remember…

Oh Merlin, you win again, sir.
FriendFeed, which has quickly become the platform of choice for the web’s least interesting narcissists — and the slow-witted woodland creatures who enjoy grooming their fur…
From here.

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Tweets

“I agree with everything you’ve said except the direction of that parenthetical mouth.” God, the internet has ruined me.
Watching local news about horrific crimes is great when you’re just passing through.

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Ipso facto translates roughly to “I am the loser.”
“Trust and team-building games” make me want to smack a hippie or and/or CEO (RE: Dawson College course selection)

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All that I do:

Eat cheese
Talk about how sleepy cheese makes me
Sleep
Post to my blog about dairy products in general

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Not a proverb, but a quote:

I think the Display Picture adds to it significantly.

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